Eating chocolate pudding for breakfast is like admitting to the world that you’ve stopped giving two fucks.
omg they’re playing It’s Raining Men in the dr office waiting room. and it’s only me and two old guys looking super uncomfortable
ugh ugh i took off work because i have to go to the dr so no work but horrible dr appointment with hopefully good news? wish me luck kiddies
"No one to date has asked me to have a twosome with them"
Louie “Captain Loneliness” Who (via redgrieve)
my mom keeps complaining about how her internet won’t work but i looked over and she’s refreshed it so many times it’s “not responding” smh this is why we don’t give people over 30 computers
Manager says stop.FUCK YOU MAN I DO WHAT I WANT I’M GOING TO 7-11 RIGHT NOW AND THEN PLAYING IN TRAFFIC ARE YOU EVEN ONLINE YOU NEVER POST ANYTHING YOU JUST ACCOST ME YOU FUCK
#louiewho is obviously my best friend
such a lovely tag, have fun playing in the street
glimmergallowglass replied to your post: POOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR
And next comes world domination…glad to hear it though!REJOICE WITH ME, WE WILL DANCE ON THE DREAMS OF OTHERS
Nations shall crumble at our feet; all shall know of our might and despair
#not when you have majored in english PREACH THE WORD
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glimmergallowglass replied to your post: POOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR
And next comes world domination…glad to hear it though!
REJOICE WITH ME, WE WILL DANCE ON THE DREAMS OF OTHERS
POOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR
I was really bored yesterday, so I decided to make an okcupid account. I’ve made a terrible, terrible mistake.
